Our Lab Professionals Trump Our Lab Processors

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Our microwave processor with a blown heating element.

Our histology microwave unit gave out yesterday. Oversimplifying a bit, the instrument removes processing chemicals from our tissue biopsies and replaces it with paraffin wax. This wax infiltrated tissue is then thinly cut by our histology technologists, placed on glass slides, stained, and then turned over to the pathologists to make a diagnosis. So when the processor goes, it puts a crimp, or more realistically a crash, in our operations.

We pamper our instruments, give them routine maintenance, and have the service companies on speed dial. But even so, sometimes parts fail. In this case, it was a heating element in the microwave unit of the processor. We were dismayed to learn it would be a two-day wait to get the service technician and the new part on site.  We needed Plan B.

We have contacts at several area hospitals and private labs who have agreed to let us come by and use their equipment when we are in a jam. But some of those labs were having instrument problems of their own and other labs were facing the post-holiday rush and could only give us a short window of time to do our processing. It wouldn’t be enough.

Putting their heads together the histology team theorized a potential, but slow, workaround using a different piece of equipment to boil out the chemicals and infiltrate in the paraffin. I authorized a trial with some sample tissue and we waited to see if the process would work.

The test worked fine, and we decided to could process our patient samples using the workaround. But it would be time consuming and we could see from our electronic ordering system that today we would be receiving an exceptionally heavy load of biopsies.

I was reviewing our staffing options to handle all the biopsies with the section supervisor. Overtime work, weekend hours, and on-call staffers were all options that we considered. And then one of our techs walked over and said in a very matter of fact voice “Don’t worry Dr. Raff, we’re professionals. We’ll get it done.”

Hell yeah! I sometimes forget just how good and tight and willing to do what it takes this lab team is. Not just in histology, but also in cytology and chemistry and microbiology and hematology. The behind the scenes staff, too. I cannot think of a single time they have dropped the ball. In 13 years, neither rain nor snow nor dark of night has ever prevented one of our patients from getting their lab results and diagnoses in a timely manner.

Our accrediting agencies say we are a good lab because we meet a few thousand line items on a checklist. I know that we are a good lab because that is what our staff wants it to be, and they strive for it every day. So I am not going to wait for National Laboratory Week in May to say thank you to this team we have built, to the professionals who never stop making me proud.

Thank you, and Happy Holidays. You never let us down.

 

The opinions expressed are those of the author and not necessarily those of UroPartners LLC.

 

Yesterday’s blog’s best comment: Helen Peters: Dizzy and Kung Fu Fighting??? Really?? But no Beach Boys, no Eric Clapton, no Tom Petty, no Cars? Even Brittany Spears would be better than Dizzy or Kung Fu Fighting!!!  

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Music + Lists = Satisfaction (at Number 7). Thoughts on “The 100 Absolute Best Songs in History”

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The Beatles scored 19 hots out of the top 100.

I can’t help it. I love lists and I love music. Put them together, and you can keep me busy for hours. A stray link in a pathology listserve (yes, there are still listserves out there,) led me to The 100 Absolute Best Songs in History, a list put together by website 24/7 Wall Street based on “sales, Billboard performance, number of cover versions and recognition among music fans.” It’s a mixture of stats and opinions made to be disagreed with. I’ve reproduced the rankings below. Here are my comments on the all-time Hot 100.

Artists With Most Songs Listed

Nine acts plated more than one song. The Beatles dominated with 19 songs (20 if you coount John Lennon’s Imagine) including #1 Yesterday. Michael Jackson, Simon and Garfunkel and The Rolling Stones tied for second place with 3 apiece. The biggest surprise of the acts with 2 mentions? Bill Withers, whose pair of hits Ain’t No Sunshine and Lean on Me both cracked the Top 50. No surprise that Paul Simon, in addition to his trio of hits with Artie, also had a solo outing on the list. But 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover? That’s one he could have written on a napkin in a bar.

Female Artists

Fifteen female acts cracked the list, led by the Supremes with a double of Stop! In the Name of Love and Baby Love (no love for Love Child, though.) The songs varied in quality from Adele’s awesome Rolling in the Deep at #3 to the dreadful Brand New Key by Melanie. Girl groups The Shirelles and The Marveletes hit the chart as did mixed gender performing acts Sonny and Cher, Fleetwood Mac, Sixpence None the Richer, and Blondie. The Debbie Harry fronted band made it twice with Call Me and Heart of Glass.

Sickly Sweet

The list had its share of overwrought, tear inducing love songs. Jim Croce measured Time in a Bottle, John Denver worshipped Annie, and John Legend gave Chrissy Teigen All of Me. Olivia Newton-John represented the ladies in this category with I Honestly Love You, while the Association’s Cherish said it for the bands. Zeppelin’s Whole Lotta Love, blasting in at #61 would probably not qualify as a tear-jerker.

The Magic’s in the Movies

At least 13 songs had strong movie ties, from Isaac Hayes hot -buttered  Theme from Shaft to The Beatles psychedelic Yellow Submarine.  Lulu’s To Sir With Love made the cut as did Georgy Girl by the Seekers. Born to be Wild wasn’t a title tune, but would there have been an Easy Rider without Steppenwolf roaring through?

We’ll Never be Royal

Oh yes, we will. We have the King of Rock’n’Roll (Elvis swiveling with Can’t Help Falling in Love,) the King of Pop (Michael Jackson was crowned with Billie Jean, Beat It and Thriller,) a pair of Queens (Bohemian Rhapsody and Another One Bites the Dust,) and Ben E. King asking you to Stand By Me. But the list forgot to coronate Prince. No mention of the Purple One.

One Hit Wonders-Blink and they are Gone

  • ? and the Mysterions-96 Tears
  • Norman Greenbaum-Spirit in the Sky
  • Arthur Connely-Sweet Soul Music

Odds and Sods

  • Most Hated Artist: Nickelback (How You Remind Me)
  • Gratuitous Neil Diamond Shout Out:  Writing I’m a Believer for the Monkees.
  • Surprise, Surprise: These Boots are Made for Walkin’-Nancy Sinatra, but nothing by Papa Frank.
  • Missing in Action 2: (Like a Rolling Stone-Bob Dylan)
  • Missing in Action 3: (Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For-U2)
  • Missing in Action 4: (Won’t Get Fooled Again-The Who)

What did I leave out? Lots and lots. Here’s the full list (warning, you may need to view this in landscape mode on your phone.)

What are your thoughts?

 

1 Yesterday The Beatles
2 Bridge Over Trouble Waters Simon and Garfukel
3 Rolling in the Deep Adele
4 Hey Jude The Beatles
5 All of Me John Legend
6 Bad Romance Lady Gaga
7 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
8 Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
9 Let it Be The Beatles
10 Ain’t No Sunshine Bill Withers
11 Can’t Help Falling In Love Elvis Presley
12 I Want to Hold Your Hand The Beatles
13 The Sound of Silence Simon and Garfukel
14 Happy Pharrell Williams
15 Eleanor Rigby The Beatles
16 Something The Beatles
17 Help! The Beatles
18 Stand By Me Ben E. King
19 Wichita Lineman Glen Campbell
20 Can’t Buy Me Love The Beatles
21 These Boots are Made for Walkin’ Nancy Sinatra
22 Come Together The Beatles
23 Just the Way You Are Billy Joel
24 Time after Time Cyndi Lauper
25 Eye of the Tiger Survivor
26 The Letter The Box Tops
27 Lose Yourself Eminem
28 I Can See Clearly Now Johny Nash
29 When a Man Loves a Woman Percy Sledge
30 Downtown Petula Clark
31 Imagine John Lennon
32 Mrs. Robinson Simon and Garfukel
33 We Can Work it Out The Beatles
34 Oh, Pretty Woman Roy Orbison
35 What a Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
36 I’m a Believer The Monkees
37 Will You Love Me Tomorrow The Shirelles
38 Pumped up Kicks Foster the People
39 The Rose Bette Midler
40 Billie Jean Michael Jackson
41 Penny Lane The Beatles
42 King of the Road Roger Miller
43 Honky Tonk Woman The Rolling Stones
44 Lean on Me Bill Withers
45 Light My Fire The Doors
46 I Feel Fine The Beatles
47 Yellow Submarine The Beatles
48 Please Mr. Postman The Marvelettes
49 A Hard Days Night The Beatles
50 Born to Be Wild Steppenworlf
51 Wooly Bully Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
52 How To Save a Life The Fray
53 Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
54 To Sir With Love Lulu
55 Call Me Blondie
56 Hello Lionel Richie
57 Annie’s Song John Denver
58 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Paul Simon
59 Stop! In the Name of Love The Supremes
60 Gold Digger Kanye West
61 Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin
62 I Get Around The Beach Boys
63 96 Tears ? And the Mysterians
64 Nowhere Man The Beatles
65 Heart of Glass Blondie
66 How You Remind Me Nickelback
67 Time in a Bottle Jim Croce
68 And I Love Her The Beatles
69 Heart of Gold Neil Young
70 Let’s Dance David Bowie
71 Georgy Girl The Seekers
72 Beat It Michael Jackson
73 Chain of Fools Aretha Franklin
74 Theme From Shaft Isaac Hayes
75 Angie The Rolling Stones
76 Paperback Writer The Beatles
77 Green Onions Booker T and the MGs
78 Baby Love The Supremes
79 Got to Get You Into My Life The Beatles
80 Get Back The Beatles
81 Thriller Michael Jackson
82 Like a Virgin Madonna
83 Another One Bites the Dust Queen
84 Cherish The Association
85 Fame David Bowie
86 Crazy Gnarls Barkley
87 I Got You Babe Sonny and Cher
88 Dreams Fleetwood Mac
89 My Girl Temptations
90 Brand New Key Melanie
91 Dizzy Tommy Roe
92 Sweet Soul Music Arthur Conley
93 I Honestly Love You Olivia Newton John
94 Band of Gold Freda Payne
95 Kiss Me Sixpence None the Richer
96 Africa Toto
97 Jump Van Halen
98 Everyday People Sly and the Family Stone
99 Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
100 Kung Fu Fighting Carl Douglas

 

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Mitch vs Me. I Take on Trubisky’s Shoulder

trubisky-raffBy now all of Chicago has heard the news. Mitch Trubisky, the first-place Bears’ second-year quarterback has an injured shoulder and may not play on Thanksgiving against the Lions in Detroit. The city holds its breath in concern.

At the same time, I have an aching soreness in my right shoulder too. Whose shoulder matters more?

MITCH ME
Profession QB Bears Lab Director
Age 24 (24 x 3) – 10
Frequent Misspelling of Name Trubinsky Raft
Nickname At Least He’s Not Cutler Doc
Employer Chicago Bears Pathology Associates
Working Hours 3.5 hours/week (plus film time) 45-50 hours week (plus commute)
Salary $6,500,000 Less
Claim on Salary Agent Wife
Means of Communications at Work Yells to teammates on line of scrimmage Writes gently persuasive e-mails
Injury Sore Right Shoulder Sore Right Shoulder
Source of Injury Slammed to ground by 214 Linebacker Must have slept on it or something
Result of Injury Hard to throw touchdowns Hard to twiddle knobs on microscope
Treatment Four Star Medical Team Four Star Hand Therapist and Wife of 40 Years
Status “Day-to-Day” “Case-to Case”
People Who Care Millions of Bear Fans Me

So who do you think is the winner?

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The Reason This Rocker Recalls Roy Clark

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Roy Clark, courtesy of Chicago Tribune.

Y’all know that as far as music goes I’m a rock and roll guy. I’ve broken the pattern once or twice, with blogs on Frank Sinatra and Broadway musicals, but one thing I have never written about is country music. I’ve driven by Toby Keith’s (now closed) bar in Rosemont; I’ve enjoyed Keith Urban’s wife in a variety of movie and TV roles; I’ve seen Blake Shelton yuck it up with Adam Levine on The Voice. But I have never played a country album or listened to a country radio station, and Branson, Missouri is not on my bucket list.

So I surprised myself when I stopped browsing and read the Tribune’s obituary of Roy Clark today. He had some big country hits (the song Yesterday, When I was Young, seems familiar,) and had a reputation for being a great guitar player. But like much of America of the non-C&W persuasion, my memories of Mr. Clark were from Hee-Haw, the country-corn television show that debuted in 1969.

’69 was the Nixon Era, peace marches, men on the moon, and the best year in the history of rock music. Time Magazine called Middle Americans the “People of the Year.” For this 13-year-old city boy, Hee-Haw was something very much out of my personal lunar orbit. Yet every week I watched Mr. Clark and his buddy Buck Owens as they strummed and picked and fiddled.

If you never saw the show, imagine a mash-up of Laugh-In and A Prairie Home Companion and you’ll be on the right track. Of course, there were musical guests. Grandpa Jones and Minnie Pearl were on board. The jokes were quick and awful. And there were the Hee-Haw Honeys, though I would need to be older before I fully appreciated them.

I know my interest in the show faded after the first season. That hour of watching was too much too squeeze into my schedule or that of my city friends. I haven’t thought about the show for years. But the mention of Roy Clark brought a smile to my face and a trigger to my temporal lobe. I guess country isn’t that bad. Maybe I will head out to Branson some day. Want to join me?

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Hey Alexa-Sing Me A Song!

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The Amazon Echo Spot greets us daily.

The house we built two years ago has its share of electronic doodads. It has Wi-Fi linked sound bars and electronic lighting schemes. I can check on the garage door status from anywhere in the world (the farthest from home I have used this feature is a football field length down the street,)  and we have finally figured out how to use the electronic code on our back door. But one thing we have never had is an electronic digital assistant.

Yes, I talk to Google on my phone (I prefer her to Siri) but we have never had one of those stand-alone devices. I never saw the need. But this year the prize (for which I no longer feel guilty) for my fundraising prowess (thanks to all of you) with SEABlue was an Amazon Echo Spot. It is a little gizmo, the reviled baby of Amazon’s Echo Series. In fact, the negative reviews I read compared both its appearance and usefulness to an old-fashioned alarm clock. Wrong!

We have had little Alexa (that’s the name of the voice inside her) for a week now. We set her in the kitchen window box above the sink, hooked her up to our always balky home Wi-Fi and let her rip.

We have kept it simple so far. “Hey Alexa, play some U2.” Out comes “One,” a favorite of mine, with all the lyrics showing up on the Spot’s face.

“Hey Alexa, play Sweet Caroline.” Out comes a very odd rendition of Neil Diamond’s classic.

“Hey Alexa, play a lullaby to our grandson.”  Out comes Brahm’s “Lullaby” followed by “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.”

“Hey Alexa, play Shawn Mullin’s Lullabye.” Out comes “Sorry, you will have to subscribe to our costly music service for that song.” OK, so Alexa isn’t perfect.

Need a quick answer to a question? The more specific the query, the better the response. When I asked what movie the line “Leave the gun, take the cannoli” is from  the answer “The Godfather” wass instantaneous. But ask for a recipe for Thanksgiving Mashed Potatoes and 53 suggestions pop up, also instantaneously. It’s a little too much information.

Since we have had a busy week,  I haven’t had a chance to delve into Alexa’s other capabilities. I’m sure that with more time and effort I will have her feeding the dog, taking out the garbage, and making the bed. Hey Alexa, you can do all that, can’t you?


What have been YOUR experiences with digital assistants?  Share them! And for all my trivia friends out there, yes, I DID actually know the source of that movie quote, I was testing Alexa.


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Is the Next Best Generation Saying Goodbye?

for-anniversary-sepiaI had a getting-to-the-end-of-the-year tax planning phone meeting with my long time accountant the other day. Well, actually it wasn’t with my longtime accountant. The meeting was with a perfectly capable younger accountant to whom he has transferred the nuts and bolts of my financial life. It’s a phenomenon that I am experiencing more and more. It’s not about me; it’s about the aging of my generation.

The changes were presaged when my dentist merged his solo practice with a larger group a few years ago. My dentist was assuredly NOT of my generation. He has been taking whacks at my teeth since I was a pre-teen. He has always been good for a lament about the White Sox (except in glorious 2005) and one awful off-color joke. But Florida fairways have been calling to him with ever-growing frequency and it has become hard to schedule my 6-month visits with him. Through no active choice of my own, I have become a patient of the youngster in the practice, who will now be responsible for my continued ability to chomp on granny smith apples as my old fillings begin to crumble.

Next, my internist, another White Sox fan, announced his imminent retirement while spreading the word that his nephew would be joining his practice. The implications were clear. This time I took action, reasoning that as long as I was going to need a new internist, I might as well choose one closer to home and with more experience than a newbie (I know, I know, I was once a young physician too.) So I made the switch, even though in the interim Internist #1 has delayed his retirement. I’ve had some nice conversations with my new practitioner, though I have not yet broached whether she is a Sox or Cubs fan.

Oh, and Barb and I had a nice Greek dinner with our financial advisor the other evening. Let me clarify. It was with our financial advisor and his son. Yup, the transition there has begun there as well, as Advisor Père spends more time roasting in Arizona while Advisor Fils assumes the duties of safeguarding our future retirement. I hope the young whipper-snapper knows what the word means, and the fears that can accompany approaching it!

There have been a few exceptions to the hand-over pattern. When my corporate attorney passed away at a much-too-young age, his office mate declined to take over our file. But since my new corporate attorney is older than I am by a year or three, I expect I will be introduced to a young go-getter the next time I need a legal consultation. My hair-stylist still has three kids in grammar school. I suspect I will be her client as long as there are hairs on this head–at least another year or two. As for my tennis trainer, he will never retire; he’ll still be telling me to get my toss up higher when he is six feet lower.

As my contemporaries say sayonara, their gravity exerts its pull on me. We aren’t the “Greatest Generation,” but maybe we are the “Next Best Thing” and it will soon be time to relax.

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Ten Headlines You Never Will See-It’s No Joke

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You won’t see these headlines in your morning news feed any time soon.

  1. Archer Arrows Kill 10 in Crowded Club
  2. Crazed Slingshotter Stones 15 on School Playground
  3. Upset Jockey Whips Seven to Death in Paddock
  4. Frenzied Fencer Fatally Fragments Five
  5. Neo-Nazi Lumberjack Axes Four to Death at Rally
  6. Slighted Sumo Wrestler Stomps Eight
  7. Ancient Mace used in Mass Murder
  8. Crowbar Criminal Kills Nine
  9. Former Spy Wielding Poison Tipped Umbrella Kills 17 at Festival
  10. Beleaguered Butler Bashes Seven at Gala Dinner

And one headline that never seems to go away

Mass Shooting in (fill in the blank). (Pick your number) Dead

Isn’t it time we do something about it?

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The Election is Over. Now Thinking Outside the Box for Amazon HQ2

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Maps of congressional districts (left) and Amazon HQ2 choices (right.)

Amazon must be seeing blue.

One election is over. It’s the big one, with decisions on federal, state, and local elections. There will be a change in our next Congress with the Democrats winning the majority in the House of Representatives. But what I see when I look at an electoral map is lots of blue on the coasts, but a big red middle. Oh sure, there are some Democrats away from the Atlantic and the Pacific, but it is mostly in urban areas, our own metropolitan Chicago for example.

But one more election, or more properly, a selection, is coming. Amazon will soon choose HQ2,  the second headquarters of one of the biggest success stories of the last 20 years. The pins in the green map above are areas that have met Amazon’s list of requirements, from available big buildings to abundant labor to transportation to quality of life. These are the 20 locations still in the running for the billion dollar Amazon lottery prize.

Put one map on top of the other and what do you see? With the exception of Toronto (and do we really think the headquarters will be in Canada?) all of Amazon’s choices are rolling in the blue. That’s where the facilities, labor, and culture that Amazon wants for its headquarters seem to be located.

But what if Amazon had taken a different approach? What if Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos had said “We want to be pioneers. We want to find a city, a region, a state that needs us more than we need them. We can bring jobs, help create infrastructure, attract top-notch engineers. We can provide a stronger tax base that will lead to better schools and improved healthcare. We might not have a symphony overnight, but we can learn of, and support, the local culture. We can be the new frontier.”

And what if Amazon were only the first? What if all those new unicorns looked beyond Silicon Valley and Wall Street and brought their economic might to all areas of the country? They could stop making “liberal elite” dirty words to half the population.

Oh, I know it is a terrible short-term business proposition. Sthareholders would hate it. They would want to replace the Board of Directors, cast out the CEO. The Dow Jones would feel the ripple.

But wouldn’t it be nice if the world were a little more purple?

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“Tapestry”: Carole King withAn Album for My Softer Side

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Carole King’s Tapestry has sold over 25 million copies.

I’ve blogged about albums from the Beatles and the Stones, Pink Floyd, Springsteen, and U2. But sometimes, Mick Jagger or Bruce can be a little harsh on the ears. At those times I can turn to mellow Crosby Stills and Nash or jazzy Steely Dan.

But a nice change of pace is to turn to albums from the fabulous female singer-songwriters of the 60’s and 70’s. The Carly Simon’ catalogue and Joni Mitchell’s Court and Spark are near the top, but can anything compare to Carole King’s 1971 multi-million selling masterpiece, Tapestry?

I didn’t know who Carole King was, but when It’s Too Late first hit the radio airwaves, I was hooked. It lasted as the best break-up song from a female singer until Adelle took a  different approach to the subject with Rolling in the Deep almost 40 years later.

You’ve Got a Friend, Natural Woman, Where You Lead, Will You Love me Tomorrow are all classic songs, interpreted by many different artists, but all hanging together on Tapestry to set a mood and a time. There’s lots more great material, including Smackwater Jack and So Far Away.

The album had plenty of competition for my attention that year, and I have no objections to those who say 1971 was the greatest year in rock music. But I could only listen to so much Who’s Next or Led Zeppelin IV without needing a break from the volume. Tapestry was there for me. It became the soundtrack for a summer high school romance. And as the coup de grâce, there was even a cat on the cover. What could have been more Beautiful?

As Jon Landau said in Rolling Stone in 1971:

“(Tapestry) is an album of surpassing personal-intimacy and musical accomplishment and a work infused with a sense of artistic purpose. It is also easy to listen to and easy to enjoy.”

..and since you asked, yes we did see Beautiful on Broadway a few years ago, with Jessie Mueller in her star turn as Carole King. It’s a fun biomusical, filled with many wonderful songs and King’s story of love, hurt, and competition. See it if you can.

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10 Movie Quotes I Never Need to Hear Again, With a Bonus Number 11

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With the election and all of its rhetoric heating up, I know I need to take a step back and cool off.

We are a nation of pop culture. There are symphonies, but I don’t know many people who go to them. There are lectures on serious subjects, but I don’t know many people who go to those either. But everyone I know goes to movies or has their favorite guilty television pleasure. That’s the vernacular we all speak.

That makes movie quotes a societal shorthand. A word or a short phrase can convey as much meaning as a Shakespearian soliloquy. But when the same line gets used over and over again, I think it gets tiring and I start to feel the speaker or writer or commentator is just getting lazy. Here are 10 movie quotes that I could gladly bid hasta la vista, baby.

You do know what movie each of these if from, don’t you?

TEN MOVIE LINES I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF

  1. Show me the money.
  2. Here’s Johny!
  3. I’ll have what she’s having.
  4. They’re here!
  5. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
  6. There’s no crying in baseball.
  7. I see dead people.
  8. I feel the need…for speed.
  9. I’m king of the world!
  10. I’ll be back.

And our Bonus Number Eleven: E-LEV-EN

 

What quotes would you like to see gone for good?

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